Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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