Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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