We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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