That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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