you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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