your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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