why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
please don't ironically join a cult
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