she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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