make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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