I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Randomize
