remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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