At least make sure they are 18
Why
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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