? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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