sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
