How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
