I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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