do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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