so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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