She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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