He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Terrible idea I love it
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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