Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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