is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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