The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
why is half of my head shaved?
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