It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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