I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Randomize
