that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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