I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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