Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
