You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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