When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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