Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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