Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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