so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
