i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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