if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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