hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
