Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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