I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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