soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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