I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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