I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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