are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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