: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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