Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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