Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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