I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think your dad took our porno
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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