Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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