Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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