I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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