We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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