help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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