They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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