come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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