I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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